"I prefer to make my predictions more... individualized," he says with a chuckle, giving her an intent look.

"For instance, I can tell you that this week, for you--the beginning of the week, there is a great deal of potential for excitement, but you must avoid women carrying birdcages. If you do encounter one, you will be tired for the rest of the week. On Thursday, I see an unexpected journey, and for the weekend there is a chance for an argument, but if you follow your heart it will all turn out right."

He can make up horoscopes with the best of them.